ALSScan

ALS Scan lays the hype on thick out on their tour page, calling themselves “The Ultimate in Modern Entertainment” and bragging about their roster of real girls next door. Their claim of ultimate modernity sticks out at me, as they’re an older site with an arguably old-school format. Whereas many big-budget new paysites immediately start hitting you with auto-playing montages of hardcore threesome crotch shots and buckets of sperm blasting all over the place, ALS Scan shows naked women posing in solo shoots or pairs. There’s an occasional dildo to be seen, but nobody’s actually having sex, at least not out front; this one’s more focused on the beauty of the nude female form than squishy, juicy tight penetration.

Given the source, I can’t say I’m that surprised. ALSScan.com is a premium amateur nudie website from the same folks behind MetArt. If you’ve read my review or visited the joint yourself, you know MetArt is a softcore website by any modern measure of depravity but keeps a strong following by putting out a ton of high-class, artistic nudes. ALSScan has a very similar format, with a slightly different theme: they’re shooting refined amateur nude photography. With about a million visitors a month, they’re only getting a fraction of the attention their older, more glamorous sibling gets, but that’s still a respectable volume of traffic. Well, naturally, I wanted to lube up and check it out for myself.

All Ladies Shaved Inside

As mentioned above, ALSScan doesn’t exactly look like the most modern porn site in the world. Part of that is because their material is slightly more restrained than some of the cum-drenched reality porn coming out these days. Another reason they look old-timey is that they are. Older sites tend to show their age, but ALS Scan looks a lot better than other surviving sites of this age. I would have guessed they’re about a decade old just looking at the layout. The truth is, they’ve been around since 1996. They’re holding up well, to say the least.

A quarter-century on the internet is a feat for any kind of website, but I’d argue it’s even more impressive when we’re talking about porno. Think of how much competition comes out every year, month, or week. I review new porn sites every day, and I still have to pick and choose which ones are good enough for my time or yours. ALS Scan has outlived thousands of amateur nude websites putting out similar content.

So, just what in the fucking hell is the secret? Well, part of it is their definition of amateur. This isn’t a collection of half-ass iPhone videos showing a shaky thirty seconds of poorly filmed dick sucking. No, “amateur” in this case refers to the women. Their” genuine amateur females” are young women who are beautiful and sexy but not yet famous. I’m a professional masturbator, and the only woman I recognize on the front page is Little Caprice; the rest are brand-new fresh faces to me. Most of them go by just one name, a hallmark of a “real” amateur site.

ALS Scan is connected enough that they do sometimes feature truly world-class sluts before they blow up. If you dig into their full Models index, which lists thousands of chicks who have gotten naked for the website, you’ll find well-known video whores like Riley Reid and Kenzie Reeves. Riley has a dozen photo sets in the archive, all shot between 2012 and 2014.

Professional Shots of Amateur Thots

“Amateur” can be a hard term to pin down, as I would certainly know: I’m banging women as famous as Gia Derza over at PornDudeCasting. But I’d still call it an amateur website because of the format and all the industry newbies I’m meeting. ALSScan earns the “amateur” status in the same way because the quality of their photography is anything but amateur. As with MetArt, the photos are beautifully and professionally shot.

In 2022, most of the “photo” sections you can find on paysites aren’t actually photos. They’re just screengrabs from the videos, and the galleries are often auto-generated instead of selected by hand. It’s lazy as hell and does a disservice to fans of classic, classy nude photography.

ALS Scan takes the opposite approach. The images flipping by on the tour page have been carefully framed, lit, posed, and shot. Shit, I’m not a professional photographer, so I’m sure there are plenty of steps I’m omitting, too. My point is they clearly haven’t been pulled at random from a video. Instead, they harken back to classic nudie rags like Playboy, showing off gorgeous naked women alone and letting our minds make up the dirtiest parts of the story.

There are some free video previews out front. And, again, you’ll notice the photo-first style comes through even in the moving pictures. Instead of shoehorning a plot or dialog into the video or cramming in as many sexual positions as possible, it’s all posing and play. As a result, the final product has a very intimate and natural feel, the exact vibe that draws many of us to amateur porn over the highly polished stuff.

Are There Going To Be Enough Girls?

To be honest, I was sold on ALSScan.com as soon as I figured out they were affiliated with MetArt. And if I hadn’t been, the tour page would have convinced me. So with that in mind, I made my way to the signup page. Sometimes you have to pay extra for the arty-farty porn sites, but ALS Scan has a thirty-dollar monthly rate just like most paysites. The non-recurring membership is forty bucks, but I recommend saving some money by setting a reminder to cancel your membership before the 30 days are up.

Since they’ve been around so damn long, you’re getting access to a deep archive with your ticket. The current stash has half a million images of gorgeous naked chicks, plus thousands of movies. Trust me; even the most insatiable masturbator will have a tough time fapping their way through the entire thing, but I wish you the best of luck.

On top of that massive pile of porn, they’re putting out new material almost every day. Today they added a 21-minute video of this teenage chick Lana playing with a glass dildo, gaping and even peeing. Yesterday, a Sunday, they added a 6-page photo gallery of a babe named Sasha posing on somebody’s back deck. There’s more gaping in this one, too.

Given how soft the stuff out front is, I was a bit surprised to find the gaping and pissing. While most of the collection is pretty softcore solo fare, there are all kinds of depravity within the archives. I quickly found plenty of hardcore material with bondage, threesomes, anal, and fisting. If your focus is on the freakier stuff, ALSScan.com might not be the perfect site for you because that’s only a fraction of the content, but I definitely appreciate the wide range of material.

Masturbating Like a Classy Motherfucker

I wasn’t immediately sure where to begin my ALSScan.com fap test with all that material to choose from. So I flipped through the archives for a few minutes, my boner raging and my balls aching for release because most of the galleries and videos looked fapworthy. I decided to beat off to one at sort of a midway point between the hardcore and soft stuff, selecting a recent solo movie of a brunette named Cecelia.

The 16-minute movie opens with the babe doing some stretches, which become topless stretches by the minute mark and fully nude stretches a few seconds later. As are most of the women on ALS Scan, she’s slim, with a pretty face to match the tight little body. Two minutes in, Cecelia licks her fingers and starts rubbing her pussy. The camerawork is simple but highly effective, staying invisible while letting us watch Cecelia and her perfect body from various angles. She works herself over while I play along at home.

ALSScan.com isn’t the site for masturbators looking for the hardest of hardcore fuck fests out there. Instead, I’d recommend this one to fans of classic nude photography and polished amateur content. Most of the content is relatively restrained and softcore by modern porno standards. In lieu of flying sperm wads, loud screaming sex moans, and depraved incest scenarios, ALS Scan keeps things simple by aiming their trained eyes and professional cameras at unknown amateurs and brand-new starlets. Check the previews out front; if you’re feeling the vibe, there’s lots more to beat off to inside.