BBC Pie

BBCPie! Hungry? Well, I’m not sure I can help you exactly, because the site I’m about to review only really has one thing on the menu: a wide selection of rich and creamy BBC Pie. They don’t want any confusion about the matter, which is why they just went ahead and called the site BBCPie. We can avoid any confusion, like when I thought Amazon.com was a site about really tall bitches.

BBCPie.com is pretty new to the premium porn landscape of the web. They just uploaded their first interracial creampie movie about a month ago, but they’re off to a really strong start. I hope you like seeing top pornstars getting stuffed full of black dick and pumped full of white cum, because that’s the name of the game around here.

Tiny Girls and Enormous Black Cock

Did somebody spill a bottle of glue? I see a lot of beautiful cunts dripping sticky white stuff out on the landing page. That’s the titular BBC pie they’re talking about, and goddamn, there’s plenty of it. I guess ‘plenty’ is one of those optimal words when it comes to Big Black Cock, and I think we should apply the opposite to the girls taking on all that chocolate. These sluts are tiny!

BBC Pie is a new site, but they came right out of the gate with some of the hottest talent in the business. Gianna Dior, Kyler Quinn, and Eliza Ibarra are all getting their pussies pumped with penis and semen right on the front page. Carolina Sweets was in one of the very first movies, and I think I might have a new porn crush on the exotic little Allie Addison. That girl’s a fucking cutie, and she seems like she really loves giant schlong. Maybe she can handle The Porn Dude’s monster, though I put most of these stunt cocks to shame.

Besides the animated thumbnails, you can shake your dick at some actual video trailers out front. Yeah, thank Jesus or just the perverts behind the scenes, but the dying art of the free preview is alive and well here. You only get about 30 seconds, but that’s more than some of the big boys are offering, those cheap bastards. Just choose wisely, because you only get a few freebies a day before they’ll cut you off and ask for your credit card.

Skylar Valentina looks absolutely fucking stunning with her ass in the air and an enormous BBC up her cooter in the thumbnail for Tiny Blonde Pied. I thought maybe it was some forced perspective making her look so teensy, but wait until you see the whole fucking trailer!

It starts with a fast montage of Skylar showing off that tight little package. She smiles for the camera and lifts her ass cheeks, and then the porn stud lifts her up when he gets on the scene. This motherfucker is nearly twice her height! His dick is the size of her forearm, and she can barely fit it in her mouth. The dude spears her twat savagely, and the little nympho’s eyes roll back into her head. The trailer ends with Skylar’s cunt absolutely drenched and dripping with sperm.

Hours of BBC Creampie

BBCPie.com wants thirty bucks a month for the regular membership, or you can get a cheaper rate if you spring for a 3-month or yearly deal. You can pay by Credit Card, and your grandpa can pay by Check. Sorry, drug dealers, but they don’t accept bitcoin here.

I’ve got some good news and some bad news about the membership. I’ll start with the good news, because I’m just such a nice guy. BBC Pie is currently updating about once a week, which is a nice, respectable pace for a premium site putting out movies with the talent of this caliber. You’ll have a few hours of fresh interracial creampie smut every month, and downloads are included.

Now for the bad news. These sites don’t build up massive catalogs overnight. It looks like they started out with a bulk upload, but as of right now, the catalog is still pretty slim. As I write this, there are fewer than 20 movies listed.

I do like how the movies are nice and long, typically running around 40-45 minutes. So many premium sites are putting out shorts, but I like to pull my pud for a while and take my time getting there. I know it’s my job and everything, but I also get a lot of personal satisfaction from the experience.

Pumped with Cum in Ultra-HD

I checked BBCPie.com at the right time. They just uploaded a new movie with Eliza Ibarra, First Date Pies. From the small thumbnail, I thought maybe Eliza was riding a big BBC underneath some kind of fancy glass chandelier. Maybe I need glasses, because once I clicked through and saw a larger version of the screengrab, I nearly jizzed my pants. Not only is Eliza’s twat dripping a ton of white cum, but she’s also squirting a big blast of her own personal sauce. I love this pervy girl!

The 46-minute flick opens with Eliza out in her car, talking to her camera about how excited she is for her first date with this really cute guy. Eliza ain’t much of an actress, but I didn’t come to see her pretend she’s playing with Snapchat. She struts through this dude’s courtyard showing off her body, though, which is more my speed. BBCPie flicks are shot in 4K Ultra-HD, so the picture is crisp as can be.

I skipped ahead a few minutes and found the camera aimed at Eliza’s succulent ass as she gets undressed. She’s standing next to this ripped black stud who is already visibly happy to see her. That’s a joke about his raging boner, in case there was any confusion.

One of my favorite things about interracial scenes is the suspense. Eliza strokes that fucking monster to maximum stiffness, working the balls like a true professional. The whole time, you’ll be wondering if she can actually fit that thing inside of her tiny body. Will she split in half, or will she go home without anybody needing to call 911?

“I want a big dick to cum inside my pussy,” she says. I was ready to watch that happen, but the porno formula mandates a blowjob first. Do you ever see those nature videos where a snake detaches its jaw to swallow something much bigger than its own mouth? I think Eliza’s been studying National Geographic a lot.

Eliza clearly loves jizz, playing around with pre-cum as she works her mouth on that motherfucker. Since the site is called BBC Pie, I know that cum-craziness is a prelude to things to cum. (See what I did there?)

Watch Pornstars Stretched Out and Filled Up

Ms. Ibarra cums visibly and vocally as her partner slurps at her cunt. He’s one of the loudest pussy-eaters I’ve watched work recently, and it’s clearly paying off. Let that be a lesson to you the next time you’re licking your fat girlfriend's stinky snatch: if it sounds like a hungry dog eating and farting, you’re on the right track. You can learn a lot from BBCPie.

The dude gets kind of romantic when he finally slips it in. I was expecting him to just start slamming it, but he goes really fucking slowly at first. This dude has the willpower of a god, I guess. Eliza, legs up in the air, seems to agree with that assessment as she stares into his eyes and screams, “Oh, god!”

She’s into it, but that’s a seriously big dick. You can see pain mixing with pleasure on Eliza’s face as she winces, and her eyes roll back in her head. “Right there, right there, right there, right there,” she moans, licking her lips and spreading her ass cheeks.

Downloads are included with the membership at BBCPie.com, so no worries about a surprise upcharge. I decided to save the full 4K version during the doggystyle scene, because I love how Eliza pushes herself onto that monster cock. The double climax, though, is the stuff of porno legends. Holy fuck. You have to see them cum at the same time.

BBCPie.com is so new that their collection is pretty slim, but I can’t wait to see it fill out. They’ve got some of today’s top pornstars doing interracial creampie movies, shot in beautiful 4k with downloads included. You could do a lot worse for your porn dollar. Check out the free video trailers out front.