ChatRoulette

Classic Chat Roulette! Even though sites that offered live video sexting existed even before Chatroulette.com, this one really kicked it off since it brought everything together to a much more personal level. I mean sure, the site wasn’t meant to be what it is today, but it was quite obvious to anyone watching the site develop, exactly what would happen to it. The site was bound to become this battleground of random dudes looking for hot chicks that they can masturbate to. And you know, most of the time it doesn’t work, but every now and then the guys get lucky and they find a hot chick that might just be into them.

Such a simple site, such a huge, complex history

It was made all the way back in 2009, with the intention of connecting people. And sure enough, it connected people like it never thought it truly would. I’m not saying that this is a good thing, but it can’t exactly be a bad thing either that they’re just people on Chatroulette.com having some fun.

So, it’s been 10 years since the site launched, and with every year passed it has become more and more R-rated. These days it’s hard to go on Chatroulette.com without seeing at least one dick. Tits are a rarity, however, so you’re really going to have to get your hands dirty if you hope to get that kind of content on Chatroulette.com. Seriously, it won’t be easy, but it might just be worth it.

It’s not the same on here as it is on live cam girl sites

And what do I say this? Well, it’s simple, not even on live girl cam sites can you have this sort of personal experience with a chick. If you’re alone, and she’s alone, and you guys end up connecting, then who knows. Maybe she’ll end up wanting to get with you a bit more frequently. Maybe things won’t stay and remain anonymous between you two.

But anyway, it would take a really long time for you to find someone like this on Chatroulette.com. It’s a jungle out there, and you’d have to search for months to find a girl like that that you can have fun with. Well, that might be the case if you have average looks. If you’re good looking then you can probably score a chick in a matter of days.

But if you’re so good looking, then why not just find the real deal in real life? I mean that’s just a thought that crossed my mind, but you don’t have to listen to me. The only thing I’m concerned about is all those cocks that you’ll have to wobble through in order to get to some meaningful conversation on this website. But I know that many of your fuckers reading this are probably going to be just one of the swarm.

Just a dick in the middle of a field of dicks, all jerking off, all doing it for nothing. But here’s the thing though. You’re not going to score a chick just by jerking off on camera unless you have a MASSIVE dick. No, you’re going to win chicks on here by charming them, and that’s the key to success on Chatroulette.com.

Tens of thousands of people online at any given time

One thing’s for sure, and that’s that you’ll never have a shortage of people on Chatroulette.com. There are always several thousand if not several tens of thousands of people on Chatroulette.com at any given time. That’s an insane number of people if you ask me. Some estimates say that there are 35000+ users all the time online on Chatroulette.com.

Hey, with so many people online, some of them HAVE to be hot chicks that are just waiting for you to stick it to them. There must be horny chicks amongst that population of people that get on Chatroulette.com. I mean let’s be honest, chicks can be dirty sluts as well, so you can definitely expect to see a few if you’re diligent enough.

This website is so simple that a toddler could use it

The premise is simple, and I don’t think that I need to explain how the site works, but I’ll do it anyway. I know that there are a few newbies amongst you dudes who just have no clue what they’re getting themselves into. First of all, you should know that you’ll need both a camera and a microphone for this. There’s a chat on Chatroulette.com as well, but you’ll mostly be using your microphone.

I mean chat is in the name of the site, so it would be dumb if they didn’t have it as well, but you’re going to be using the webcam more than anything really. I mean unless you’re like super-shy or have crippling social anxiety in which case you should just stay locked up in your room and maybe hold your breath for a little too long.

Now you guys know I’m not being serious when I say that though so we’re Gucci. Anyway, let’s talk some more about the features on here. So you connect your camera and mic. Then you connect to a random person and you start chatting away. You can switch to the next bloke at any given time.

That means that if you’re on a hot for a hot broad, and you don’t like what you see, then you can just skip that person. I don’t know, maybe you saw a hairy dude stroking his dick, or you saw a fat bitch that wanted to get on with you but ew she’s fat so fuck that. Whatever the reason, you can just skip the person, no questions asked.

Plain and somewhat boring design with bright background

The design is as plain as it gets and it can get quite annoying if you’re using it at night since the screen is so bright with that white background. It gets even more annoying that you can’t lower the brightness too much or you won’t be able to see the person who you’re talking with. So yeah, a minus on the design, at least from me. Other people can say whatever the fuck they want, but I know a bad design when I see one, and Chatroulette.com is not a role model in that regard. I mean nobody is a role model on Chatroulette.com, let’s be honest, but at least try to keep a little bit of decency on you as you venture into this hellhole.

Check timezones for optimal success here

One thing that you can try in order to maximize your success is to check how many chicks you can find within a certain time. Not all times are made equal, and when it’s 3 AM for you, it’s like 7 PM in some other part of the world and maybe over there girls are more willing to get frisky with you.

I know that I’ve had my fair share of tit flashings on Chatroulette.com, so you can too if you know where, when and how to look. Just try to be charming, some girls fall for charm, others fall for cuteness, but definitely DON’T be yourself. If you were awesome as yourself, you wouldn’t be on fucking Chatroulette.com looking for chicks to fuck virtually.

But yeah, I’m not really being serious about that, as long as it makes you happy you can use Chatroulette.com for as much as you want. I’m not going to tell you how to use it, it’s an open canvas and your cock is the paintbrush. That sounds kinda weird when I say it like that but you get what I mean.

What I’m really trying to say is that you shouldn’t give up hope just because you’ve seen a few cocks at first on Chatroulette.com, and you should just keep fighting, cause I can guarantee that there are some nice titties out there and they’re just waiting for a guy like you to make them happy. And if you have a big cock, then that’s bonus points for you. In fact, you’ve got pretty good chances in that case so definitely check out Chatroulette.com (often misspelled as "chatroullete" and "chatruletka") and see how you like it.