Hentai Moon

I see the Hentai Moon a-rising; I see cumshots on the way. I see tentacles and ecchi, and I see really good times today. All jokes aside, who’s up for some truly filthy animation from the Land of the Rising Sun? As much as I love some live-action hardcore fucking, sometimes porno anime does it for me in a way the real stuff can’t. No offense to babes like Abella Danger or Kali Roses, but I’ve never seen either one get fucked by a big hairy monster or squirt milk all over the place in an orgy of lactation. Sometimes, if you want to get really fucking freaky, only hentai will do.

That’s why I pulled up Hentai-Moon.com this morning, my morning wood throbbing as I dragged myself out of bed. This free video tube is serving up an obscene amount of obscene anime, just the way I like it and I’m sure you do, too. If you get a boner for bright-haired broads with eyes as big as their enormous titties, prepare to waste the rest of the day idly fondling your cock through your pants. You’re working from home these days, right?

Virgins, MILFs, Princesses and More

One of the first things I do when I’m reviewing a porn site is check to see how long they’ve been around and how much traffic they’re getting. That gives me a general idea of what I can expect going in as far as content volume, presentation and fanbase, all of which can have some implications once I really start digging. Hentai Moon threw me for a moment, because I can’t really tell how old this site is. The domain has only been registered for a few months, but the copyright at the bottom says 2005. Just giving the website a quick flip-through, I see upload dates and member profiles going back a year.

I know you guys don’t usually care about a site’s history as much as you care about shaking your dick at it, but hey, it’s my job to be curious about porn sites. One thing you might find more interesting is that Hentai-Moon’s traffic has been steadily rising since the beginning of the year. They’re getting well over a million visits a month these days, and looking at the landing page, I think I have a pretty fucking good idea why.

First, let’s address the big question, for all those review-skimmers hitting CTRL+F: Hentai-Moon.com has a ton of sweet, sexy, uncensored hentai videos. According to their Categories page, over a thousand videos have been filed under Uncensored Hentai, which is enough to get a bunch of you weeaboos in the door right away. That said, this is still a hentai site, which means you’re still going to have to contend with a ton of blurred-out wieners and pixelated vaginas. As a general rule, the stuff that comes straight from Japan is going to have the naughty bits covered up, but your futanari illustrated elsewhere will have fully visible boners and stretched-out bungholes.

Altogether, Hentai Moon has thousands of videos. It’s hard to get a precise number, though, because of the way they’ve got the site set up. The only way to dig further back in the full collection is endlessly clicking the Next button. There’s no way to skip pages or tweak the URL to skip ahead, or even an easy way to jump back to page one, which can make for some frustrating navigation if you’re an obsessive porn addict like I am. One thing I can definitely say is that they’re adding a few new videos to the site almost every day. They’ve added 8 in the past day, including a futanari jerking off, a schoolgirl getting boned at the park, and a Final Fantasy robot rape fantasy.

Let’s Talk About Those Kinky Categories

Since there’s no easy way to jump to the bottom of the stack, the best way to see how big the Hentai Moon collection is to hit the Categories page. Beneath each thumbnailed subgenre of hentai, they list how many movies they’ve got available. For example, there are 529 tagged with Romance, 188 under MILF and a big, fat 325 BBW porn animes. Did you really come for that vanilla stuff, though?

There are a lot of you out there who love anime sex just because you grew up on Naruto and think the girls are hot, but a big part of the hentai demographic loves it for the freaky shit. Don’t worry, my dudes; the categories menu is wide-ranging, from vanilla to super fetishy. I like how they’ve trimmed it down to a manageable few dozen subgenres, which is way easier to browse than those hentai page indexes with thousands upon thousands of micro-niches like Schoolgirl Lactation Monster Bus Rape. The streamlined, thumbnailed presentation will help you jump right to the weird shit that gets you going. (Hentai Moon does have a more robust Tags page if you really want a huge list of perversions, but I recommend the search bar if you’re after something kinky and specific.)

Into seeing Japanese cartoon babes hook up with animals? Check out the 11 Furry videos, the 30 Animal (Bestiality) movies or the 160 Monster fuck flicks. There are hundreds of animated futanari films and yuri adventures, a handful of shota and almost 1200 in the Rape category, just in case you like it really rough. Netorare, Ahegao and Yaoi are on the menu, too, for the otakus and horny wannabes. You can watch anime schoolgirls fucking, teens humping, siblings getting it on, and sure, pregnant chicks getting some, too.

I was surprised to find a few of the more popular hentai subgenres relegated to the un-thumbnailed cloud of tags at the bottom of the page. I’m not sure if this is a reflection on what’s popular on Hentai-Moon or just what the site’s creators are into. Here you’ll find such usual hentai suspects as Tentacles, Bukkake, Ecchi and Paizuri, each of which is sure to easily draw a crowd of neckbeards in fedoras, dry humping their waifu pillows as they stare into the Hentai Moon.

Fapping Away to Uncensored Hentai

Like other tubes, there’s a big section on the front of Hentai-Moon.com that shows you a selection of Videos Being Watched. I figured when in Rome, I should masturbate as the Romans do. These are the movies people are beating off to right now, and I didn’t see any reason not to join the fun.

So, what were people cranking it to on a hentai site on a Friday morning? I found schoolgirls eating sperm and getting their uncensored twats hammered, housewives on the toilet, and a dude banging his big-boobed mom in a hotel. There’s also a dude getting raped by goblins, a bunch of cheerleaders taking turns riding a dude in a locker room, a CG futanari hookup, and a girl in chains getting fucked by robots (I think).

I was intrigued by one called If You Stay A Virgin Until You’re 30, You Turn Into A Wizard – The Motion Anime. I clicked through and hit Play on the 25-minute movie. It started streaming smoothly right away, without any spam slipping through my adblocker. Maybe it was just a good day for my plugins, but I didn’t see any spam during my visit to Hentai Moon. Hentai sites sometimes blow up my goddamn browser, so I really appreciated the unintrusive delivery here.

Soon enough, I was watching this chick get her huge, naked boobs felt up. The playback is smooth enough that I could skip around without any buffering, so I jumped to the missionary and then to the fingering and then to a fat guy using a computer. Sometimes I hate when the plot gets in the way of my fap sessions!

That isn’t Hentai-Moon’s fault, though. The site really comes through with the hentai in their name. While I had some frustrations with the layout, I think their streamlined menu of kinky hentai categories is going to be one of the biggest draws for fans of fapworthy anime. The collection runs thousands deep, with new additions all the time, and that thumbnailed menu gives perverts quick access to just the right stuff. I recommend taking a look at Hentai-Moon.com’s Categories page and seeing if your favorite kind of hentai is on the list.