Incognitymous

Incognitymous is the porn webcomic site for the artist named, well, Incognitymous. The site is officially called Incognitymous’ Adorabilities, and its this kind of cute and quirky personality that shines in the porn comics featured here.

Incognitymous features chibi-style cartoons with cute little guys and gals getting their freak on. Popular characters like Ben and Gwen from Ben-10 become adorable little lolies exploring their sexuality like they belong in a sex-ed video, creating strangely fun situations that go beyond straight fucking.

There’s a good amount of other Rule 34 works as well. You’ll find parodies of Avatar the Last Airbender, Star Wars, and even Naruto, all drawn in Incognitymous’s unique loli art style. Batman, Incredibles, and Inspector Gadget round out the parodies nicely.

I can only describe the art as Western-style loli. Typically, loli is reserved for little hentai bitches with their prickly pussy hairs, but Incognitymous creates an alluring new style that’s sexy and cute at the same time. The artist also tends to make all the characters look rather…young, as if the motherfucker doesn’t have a clue how to draw anyone over the age of twelve.

Incognitymous has been around for many years and has been able to develop a devout following to the point where he/she can draw this degenerate shit fulltime. The site is updated every day with new sketches and chapters, so you’ll find fresh content as well as a deep archive for plentiful fap action.

Rounding out the content is a very personal blog where the artist shares all kinds of updates and information, sharing his feelings and shit about his work and progress. There’s also a highly active Discord where you can chat with the man himself, as well as follow up on site updates.

Bottom line, here we have a site where an artist has reached self-actualization, being able to draw these strange chibi porn comics full time for the world to fap to. The art quality isn’t the greatest, but it’s a unique and fun style that fulfills a neat little niche for Western-style loli content.

A standard artist site layout

Incognitymous has a cute and simple layout that reflects the porn well.

When you first enter the site, you’ll see two cute little bitches greet you with hands cupped as if they are sucking some huge invisible cock. A hilarious minimalist-style logo of a bitch’s snatch with ass up lets you know this artist means business.

You’ll find a list of the latest updates as you scroll down. The artist is always plugging in his own thoughts and descriptions for these updates, creating a personal feeling that you just don’t get with most porn sites.

As stated on the website, sketches are uploaded Tuesday/Wednesday, lines are uploaded Wednesday/Thursday, and finished works are uploaded on Friday. For those of you that work or are in school, you can slowly anticipate the full colored works as you fap to the black and white sketches throughout the week.

At the bottom of the page, you can browse the archives which are made of illustrations and comics. The illustrations include calendars, original characters, and a Loli Club gallery featuring all kinds of Rule 34 cunts.

On the right side are the comics. These are almost exclusively Rule 34 characters, with popular series like Ben-10, The Incredibles, Naruto, and a lot more. With Incognitymous’s long history, I know there are a lot more porn comics out there, but I didn’t find them on this site. Try Google for the older works.

Click on a comic to go to the reader. You’ll be presented with a high-quality cover page, with a pulldown navigation bar to jump to different pages. Clicking on the page itself will open the full-size image in a new window.

At the bottom, you’ll find buttons for Previous, Next, and Gallery. The Gallery will put all the pages thumbnails on one page, making it easy to navigate. You can also choose between the final version and the line version, although I don’t know why anyone would choose to fap to the rough sketches.

Below each thumbnail, you also have a Lightbox option. This will simply dim the lights around the image so you can really concentrate on your fap.

At the bottom of each page is a Disqus comments section. Always fun to read the retarded ass comments that people post on porn sites.

At the top of the page is a menu for the main sections of Incognitymous, which include Home, Discord, Blog, and FAQ. The FAQ is a pretty big document where you’ll learn that the artist works solely alone, chooses to remain completely anonymous, and refuses to finance himself through ads and commissions.

I have no fucking clue how his comics support him, but the artist seems to live a quite comfortable life. Who said you couldn’t follow your passion?

What I Like

It’s always cool to see a single person make their vision realized in the world, even if it’s a loli artist drawing Rule 34 comics with decent quality art. This motherfucker has stuck to his art for over ten years, and it’s now paid off with a legion of fapping fans that support his lifestyle.

Even though the art isn’t the sexiest, there is a ton of charm. I don’t know if it’s because the characters look so innocent, or because they show real personality in the dialogue, but Incognitymous throws in a lot of plot and dialogue to the porn to make you engaged.

Incognitymous also takes the job seriously, providing multiple updates each day. There are always new sketches, miscellaneous works, and final pages being uploaded along with artist comments and community discussion. The art also seems to get better over time.

I like that the layout reflects the personality of the artist and comics well. Incognitymous is colorful, responsive, and easy to browse. It’s a big contrast against major porn sites that try to pack as much shit into the site as possible with millions of tags and categories. Like I said, a nice little corner of original porn.

No ads. I don’t know why but Incognitymous is super sensitive about his identity and hates porn advertisers. I guess they are hard to work with or something, but it’s a super fap-friendly site that’s also 100% free.

Finally, the artist is really active and interacts with the community. The Discord has a channel where you can ask Incognitymous questions or make requests, and he’ll usually respond. This truly is Incognitymous’ life work.

What I Hate

It’s hard to complain about Incognitymous, since this is such an original footprint for porn on the internet.

It would be cool if Incognitymous posted all the past comics on the website to browse, rather than just a hand-selected few. I believe this is because other comics were discontinued or low quality, but if you do a quick Google search you’ll find all sorts of older content that is very fappable.

While the artist updates all the time, I found the lines and sketches impossible to fap to. You’ll quickly run out of the completed fap works on Incognitymous, so you’ll need to go offsite for more. The unique art style is hard to imitate, so tough luck once you burn through all the existing content.

Some missing links Incognitymous can fill

I didn’t find any download links for the comics. You can download the pages one by one, but it’s weird that torrents or zip downloads aren’t available. I feel like his die-hard fans would be more than happy to set up some download servers.

Also, keep in mind that Incognitymous does almost exclusively straight Rule-34 content. You won’t find any gay/trans porn, or weird fetishes here. This site mostly follows the theme of “innocent” popular characters exploring their sexual needs within the universe of their parodies. Sorry to the furries and faggots, but Incognitymous (often misspelled as "incognytimous", "incognitimous", "incognymous" and "incognitymus") probably isn’t for you.

So this…is the power of the internet

In what other century can a Rule 34 loli comic artist get to make a full-fledged living from his drawings? This is the true miracle of the 21st century.

When you first check out Incognitymous’s works, you might wonder how the fuck the subpar art got so popular. But when you read the comics, you’ll find a ton of personality and deep stories that keep you engaged.

Some comics like Sultry Summers have a bunch of pages you’ll have to read through before you even find any fuck action. But it all becomes worth it when the characters get so filled with sexual frustration that they can’t help getting into it, and that’s when the true fun begins.

The art also really grows on you. I don’t know what the fuck it is, but you won’t find anything like it elsewhere, and it seems to get sexier as you keep looking at it. The artist really puts his heart into the work, and that seems to have a magical effect on your cock. What a fun site.